After naming my Blog OMG is she OG, I was inspired to write a speech as an example for my students. Here it is:
OMG
Is She OG?
I.
I. OMG is
she OG? [Play audio clip of former student.]
A.
“OMG
the professor thinks she is OG.” “OMG IS she OG?”
B.
You
already know I like Snoop Dogg. Now, it is time to reveal the secret.
C.
Me and
Snoop Dogg we are OG; and I will tell you
1.
How it
is true.
2.
When it
happened and
3.
What
kind of Swag
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II. II. First,
I will address the doubters and haters to show them how it is true.
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A.
You
doubters and haters might think, “Yeah right! How does she think she is OG?”
1.
Can she
just Google Urban Dictionary and think she is cool?
a. It
seems more like Gangsta B.
b. You
can agree I am old school.
2.
Snoop
and I are about the same age.
a.
I come from a long line of Gangstas.
b.
Detroit—Gramps—Boxer—Purple Gang!
c.
Show video clip of pictures
3.
Transition: Now that you
know how, let me tell you when it became official.
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B.
It
all started one semester when a student kept arguing “You can’t make me do my
homework.”
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1.
Other
students were mad because she wasted class time.
a.
I decided
to call Security if she kept disrupting class.
b.
I called
Security and she was outraged.
2.
Students
in my next class ask, “Mrs. O is it true you went gangsta?”
a.
What
exactly does Gangsta mean?
b.
“We
heard, you got all up in her face!”
c.
Oh
that? If that is Gangsta, I’ve been Gangsta since before you were born!
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3.
Transition: In fact, Old
white women, have swagger too.
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C.
My swag might not be the same as your swag.
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1.
You see
my gangsta outfit.
a.
I wear
a pin stripe suit.
b.
My fedora
is like my grandfather’s hat.
2.
I have
the bling and things (show bling).
a.
I do
not wear it much; because when you are old, you have it. You do not need to
prove you have it.
b.
These
gloves (point finger)—no, they are to hold my highlighter when I grade your papers.
III. Now
you know,
A. Me and Snoop Dogg—we ARE OG; you have been
told
1. How
it is true.
2. When
it happened and
3. What
kind of swag.
B. The
next time you think OMG the professor thinks she is OG; or wonder, OMG is she OG…
you know, the answer is OMG She Is OG.